Recipe for an OCD:

  1. Mix 100.09g of obsessions with 99.67g of compulsions in a bowl.
  2. Pour 80.89ml of intrusive thoughts in and mix well.
  3. Add a teaspoon of checking behaviours and a tablespoon of paranoia and stir.
  4. Pour into a baking tin and heat at 10,003 degrees Celsius in an oven.

For the icing:

  1. Combine four heaped teaspoons of guilt with 103.5ml of anxiety.
  2. Once cooled, spread the icing evenly across the OCD cake.

Optional extras for toppings:

  • Sprinkle some emetophobia across the top - ensure the icing is fully covered.
  • Add a dash of trichotillomania or another comorbidity into the mixture after adding the intrusive thoughts in step 2.

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